Bad news boss.

This page exists to tell you it doesn't exist… those geeks down in the web development department, am I right?

Disappointing, I know, but most likely:

• There could be an error in the URL entered into your web browser. Maybe try a good ol’ copy & paste one more time?

• The page you are looking for was deleted, and no one had the decency to tell you! Chivalry truly is dead.

It’s no consolation for the mental anguish you’re now certainly suffering* but you can visit our homepage by clicking here, or you can try searching for the content the which has so inconsiderately disappeared by clicking here.

If you still can’t find it, please write an angry letter to our lead web developer!

That’s: billgates@microsoft.com

*not a legal admission of guilt